Recently, I’ve been getting into ice cream.
Here’s what I made so far.
New flavors dropping about once every week.
Fat elvis
This is not for the faint of diet. One pint is enough to put you in a food coma — and maybe a real one. Every bite comes with free cellulite. Made with:
Peanut butter ice cream base thick enough to clog your most important arteries.
Rum-soaked bananas to counterbalance your sugar high.
Bacon fragments as a replacement for salt. And lots of it.
Red-Rocket fuel
The coldest aphrodisiac. Stimulate all your senses and activate all your chakras with the sorbet equivalent of horny goat weed. Made with:
Strawberry-lemon base that makes you feel anything but bloated for the rest of the night.
Mint to prevent bad breath from ruining the mood.
Enough Don Julio to get you loose, not enough to make you political.
A healthy topping for lemon zest to get your salivary glands working overtime.